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Warranty Expired
Posted on August 26, 08 @ 05:46 am under iSpecial Jokes and has no comments.
A Quality Engineer married an average girl
After 2 years of tough life with her, finally Engineer got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that
'YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS'
The smart father-in-law replies
'WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE 
Glenn Plan
Posted on August 26, 08 @ 05:44 am under iSpecial Jokes and has no comments.
A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names
First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.
My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan ,
If I can, If I can, If I can.
'Very good', the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.
My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can.
'That is good Sally,' the teacher said. 'But maybe one day you will change your mind.'
Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class . Here is his rhyme:
My name is Glenn,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan ,
I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,
I know I can, I can, I can.
Installing VNC Server on Ubuntu
Posted on August 24, 08 @ 04:56 am under For Your Information and has no comments.
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=122402
Detailed instructions on installing VNC Server on Ubuntu for enabling remote access from Windows machines to Ubuntu machines.
Migrating from Microsoft Word to OpenOffice Writer
Posted on August 23, 08 @ 10:53 am under For Your Information and has no comments.
http://documentation.openoffice.org/HOW_TO/word_processing/Word-to-OOo.html
This link has information for users migrating from Microsoft Word to OpenOffice writer.
August 15, 2008
Posted on August 15, 08 @ 03:13 am under Diary and has no comments.
Today is the day when every Indian is going to feel proud of his nationality. It is this day in history on which India became an independent country. On this patriotic day, I wish every one a happy and inspirational Independence day.
Stupid cat
Posted on August 11, 08 @ 05:42 am under Jokes and has no comments.
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
August 10, 2008
Posted on August 10, 08 @ 12:29 pm under Diary and has no comments.
My search for "the girl of my life" seems like a wild-goose chase. Most of the monuments are already sold. The left over ones are looking to be decorated only in the houses of rich and super looking heroes. You see, "face value" (face + value) is what matters. Either in the society or in the chemistry lab.
HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAK?
Posted on August 08, 08 @ 08:34 pm under My Observations and has no comments.
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
As Time Passes
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
They Forget Each Other.
So Keep In Touch With All
To Just Say
Dear
I Am Fine Here
Please keep in touch with me
August 07, 2008
Posted on August 07, 08 @ 11:56 pm under Diary and has no comments.
I woke up from one of my dreams today, after 60 days. Still I wonder, how is it possible in just 60 days. And, I think I will be the only person to dream for such a long period. I wish this dream should come true.
Girls looking for software bridegrooms
Posted on August 05, 08 @ 07:31 am under Jokes and has no comments.
A conversation abt the process of selecting a software bridegroom. Enjoy reading.
Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?
Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it.
Vidhya: what is the confusion about?
Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion .
vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.
nithya: first is a manager.
vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.
nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.
vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good ...
Nithya: then a NOto him also. Next is the performance test engineer.
vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!
Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??
Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.
Nithya: then tell about them.
Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time.
Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom....
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