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Blog > iSpecial Jokes It’s a Girl’s World!!
Posted on October 20, 07 @ 12:53 am under iSpecial Jokes and has no comments.
If he is late for class, he is told,
“Time and Tide wait for none”.
If she is late, then the bus was late.
If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, “Has he escaped from the Zoo?”
If a boy talks with a girl, “I think he is trying for her”
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.
When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, “Come on man! Don’t be a girl”.
If a girl meets with an accident, then it’s the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, “I think you should learn to drive”.
If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, “Try to respect ladies, man!”.
If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, “You’ve to work hard”.
But if a girl gets a big rank,… still got 33% Reservation.
If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls , he says,there is no class today.
If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast ’smile’ says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer,”better luck next time”.
Sure Shot Idea for Valinetine’s Day Success….
Posted on October 20, 07 @ 12:51 am under iSpecial Jokes and has no comments.
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
* Pick a rose
* Spot the girl
* Stand in front of her
* Give her the rose
* Hug her tightlllyyyyy
* If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!
* If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting’Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’
Friendship of eyes
Posted on October 20, 07 @ 12:47 am under iSpecial Jokes and has no comments.
Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? they blink together,
they move together, they cry together, they see things together and
they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. That’s what friendship is
BUT
BUT
But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open ………………………………….
Moral of the story: Girls can break even the best of friendships.
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