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Killing English
Posted on October 16, 08 @ 04:42 pm under Jokes and has no comments.
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
Once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America.."
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" 
October 15, 2008
Posted on October 15, 08 @ 02:58 pm under Diary and has no comments.
At last Tata Consultancy Services (TCS) decides to use OpenOffice.org and replace MS Office. Open Source team at corporate level tested the OpenOffice v3.0 which is going to be fully compatible with MS Office 2007. The official declaration is yet to be made. TCS has already started training its employees in using OpenOffice. This is a great thing for opensource aspirants like me. Hope in the near future TCS will replace Windows too and moves to Linux.
October 14, 2008
Posted on October 14, 08 @ 02:54 pm under Diary and has no comments.
In the history of my cellphone usage, today is the memorable day of having only 1 paisa as my talk time balance. Today i realized my country's basic currency of paisas. I remembered the days when paisa was started in india and everything in india was just available in paisas. I was thinking the golden period people will have if still things are available for just paisas.
October 09, 2008
Posted on October 09, 08 @ 08:01 am under Diary and has no comments.
Happy Vijaya dasami folks. May this festival bring happiness and joy in your lives. :)
October 08, 2008
Posted on October 08, 08 @ 08:59 pm under Diary and has no comments.
These days i am enjoying new things in life. Days are becoming memorable and people around me look very joyful.
Inspiring words
Posted on September 21, 08 @ 08:10 am under Uncategorized and has no comments.
Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep,
At least fifteen people in this world love you.
The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
There are at least two people in this world that would die for you.
You mean the world to someone.
Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.
Always remember the compliments you've received and forget the rude remarks.
Santa Banta Jokes
Posted on September 15, 08 @ 05:05 am under Jokes and has no comments.
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out..
Customers - Reloaded.
Posted on September 15, 08 @ 04:41 am under Jokes and has no comments.
A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.
Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.
A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer." The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
True story from a Novell NetWire Sysop:
Caller: "Hello, is the Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller: It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and snapped it off the drive.
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was running it under Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."
Not all rainy days are exciting
Posted on September 11, 08 @ 05:22 am under My Poetry and has no comments.
some will be happier..
some will be scary..
some will be romantic..
and some will be ugly..
some will touch our eyes with affection..
some will bring tears in our eyes..
some will touch the tender leaves..
some will drain rocky hills..
some will make us remember our past..
some will make us forget our past..
Little words
Posted on September 11, 08 @ 04:45 am under My Poetry and has no comments.
చిటారుకొమ్మనుండే కోయిల.. నవవసంత వేళ.. పులకించి కూస్తూ ఉంటే..
నింగినుండే ఆమని కాస్తయినా కరుణించక వసంతాన్ని ఇవ్వదే..
తను కూడా భూమి మీద ఉందామని విఫలయత్నాలు చేసే సముద్రపు అలలలా ఉంది నా స్థితి.
చిగురించిన చామంతిని చక్కిళ్ళతో ముద్దాడుతూ
చిరునవ్వుతో నను చూస్తుండగా
ప్రతి నిమిషం పరవశించే నా హృదయాన్ని నీకిచ్చి
నే రాతి మనిషినయినాను.
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