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Posted on July 07, 08 @ 10:01 am under Jokes and has no comments.

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

July 04, 2008

Posted on July 04, 08 @ 08:18 pm under Diary and has no comments.

I have successfully completed three years of professionalism. PHP, which I started as a hobby, has now become the basis of my profession. The three years gave me knowledge of application developing, the stages and the ways involved. Now I am able to see why experience matters.

A known attraction

Posted on July 02, 08 @ 08:09 am under Mind Views and has no comments.

Look at the earth and the sun. The earth gets attracted to the brightness of the sun and travels towards it. It turns around itself and feels the brightness on every side of it. As it gets near, the heat increases and earth is its loosing valuable things. Seeing this, the sun decreases the attraction decreases and increases the repulsive force. But the earth doesn't fly away because sun is showing the repulsive force. It expresses that sun is important in its life, even if it hates it, by taking a circle around it starts moving away.

When it moves away, the memories shower from the clouds, and earth enjoys it. Even when earth moves away, the sun doesn't stop giving the light to earth. It cares about earth and doesn't want to leave it in the dark. As the time slips, the weather gets cooler and earth starts shivering. To give it warmth, the sun decreases the repulsion and attraction builds up again. And the earth travels towards the sun again.

If the earth thinks that it anyway is going to get repelled, it cannot enjoy the attraction that is going on currently. If the earth thinks that sun is not moving even a bit, it cannot enlighten itself. The sun knows that it should not move, because the earth cannot tolerate the heat. Even other planets have the importance of sun in their own life and a movement of single centimeter will unstabilise the solar system.

Earth is the female, which is necessary for mankind. The affection and nurture it gives is important for the survival of life. Sun, the male, enriches the knowledge of mankind by putting light on things. Both of them are necessary.

NOSMOKE.EXE

Posted on June 29, 08 @ 01:34 am under Jokes and has no comments.

I used to work in a computer store and one day we had a gentleman call in with a smoking power supply. The service rep was having a bit of trouble convincing this guy that he had a hardware problem.

Service Rep: Sir, something has burned up within your power supply. Customer: I bet that there is some command that I can put into the AUTOEXEC.BAT that will take care of this.

Service Rep: There is nothing that software can do to help you with this problem.

Customer: I know that there is something that I can put in... some command... maybe it should go into the CONFIG.SYS.

[After a few minutes of going round and round] Service Rep: Okay, I am not supposed to tell anyone this but there is a hidden command in some versions of DOS that you can use. I want you to edit your AUTOEXEC.BAT and add the last line as C:\DOS\NOSMOKE and reboot your computer.

[Customer does this] Customer: It is still smoking. Service Rep: I guess you'll need to call Microsoft and ask them for a patch for the NOSMOKE.EXE.

[The customer then hung up. We thought that we had heard the last of this guy but NO... he calls back four hours later]

Service Rep: Hello Sir, how is your computer? Customer: I called Microsoft and they said that my power supply is incompatible with their NOSMOKE.EXE and that I need to get a new one. I was wondering when I can have that done and how much it will cost..

For a little rose flower..

Posted on June 29, 08 @ 01:20 am under My Poetry and has no comments.

చిన్ని మొక్కనుంచి వచ్చే ఆ పువ్వును చూస్తున్నంతసేపు
ఆగని నా ఆలోచనల ప్రవాహానికి అడ్డుకట్ట వేస్తూ
మదిన నిలిచిన నా చెలి మనోహర రూపాన్ని గుర్తు చేసుకుంటూ
ఈ కుసుమ చిరునవ్వును వర్ణిస్తూ రాస్తున్నను ఇదే ఆలకించు.

ముద్దుగొలిపే ఆ మొగ్గని చూస్తున్న ఆకుల మధ్యలో
తన సౌందర్యాన్నంతటినీ తనలోనే దాచుకుని
నిరీక్షణ ఫలితం మధురంగా ఉంటుందని తెలుపుతూ
మెల్లి మెల్లిగా వికసిస్తున్న ఆ కుసుమ కిరణాలకిదే ఓ అక్షరమాల.

లోకానికి వచ్చిన ఒక కొత్త అతిథిని చూసి
తోటి మొక్కలు, పూలు మురిసిపోతూ ఉంటే
ఆ మురిపాన్ని అంతటినీ చేరవేస్తున్న గాలి
స్పృశించే ఆ చెక్కిలి కందిపోయినట్టు ఉన్నదే

అందరి అనురాగాన్ని పొందిన ఆ మొగ్గ
కొద్ది కొద్దిగా ఎదుగుతూ తోటి మిత్రులకు అలవాటు పడుతూ
ఒక్కొక్క రెక్క నింపాదిగా విచ్చుకుంటూ
తన పరిమళాన్ని నలువైపులా వెదజేయబోతోంది.

అలాంటి పరిమళాన్ని నా మదిలో గుర్తుచేసినందుకు
సమర్పిస్తున్నను నీకే ఈ కుసుమ కవితాంజలి

Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum

Posted on June 29, 08 @ 01:19 am under Sing Along and has no comments.

अगर तुम मिल जाओ ज़माना छोडदेंगे हम
अगर तुम मिल जाओ ज़माना छोडदेंगे हम
तुम्हे पाकर ज़माना भर से रिश्ता तोड देंगे हम
अगर तुम मिल जाओ ज़माना छोडदेंगे हम

Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum (2)

Bina tere koyi dilkash nazara hum na dekheinge (2)
Tumhe na ho pasand usko dobara hum na dekheinge
Teri soorat na ho jis mein (2)
Woh sheesha tod denge hum

Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum

Tere dil mein raheinge tujhko apna ghar bana lenge (2)
Tere khwaabon ko beheno ki tarah khud par saja lenge
Kasam teri kasam (2)
Taqdeer ka roog mod denge hum

Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum

Tumhe hum apne jism-o-jaan mein kuch aise basa lenge (2)
Teri khushboo apne jism ki khushboo bana lenge
Khuda se bhi na jo toote (2)
Woh rishta jod lenge hum

Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum
Tumhe paa kar zamane bhar se rishta tod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum
Agar tum mil jao Zamana chod denge hum

June 28, 08

Posted on June 28, 08 @ 10:41 pm under Diary and has no comments.

Tirumala Tirupathi Devasthanam has organized Srinivasa Kalyanam in Hyderabad today. The Kalyana Mandapam was simply fantastic. Gold colored stage with beautiful pillars on the sides. Rajasekhara Reddy and N D Tivari were special invitees. More than 1 lakh people came to see this event. ETV2 and Sapthagiri had live coverage of the event. I can only say.. WOW!!

June 15, 2008

Posted on June 15, 08 @ 09:33 am under Diary and has no comments.

Today, the third sunday of June, is the Fathers day. Till now, India saw the Mothers day and Womens day at their importance. When Father and Mother are equal, their importance should also be thought of. So, this time, Fathers day is also focussed and compared to last year, there is a special focus on that this year. Happy Fathers day to all of you.

Can we think too much?

Posted on June 15, 08 @ 09:25 am under Mind Views and has no comments.

Sometimes, when we are deeply immersed into a subject or act or conversation on single topic, we tend to stop thinking about it by saying that it is "too much" or "over". We think that "too much" is a huge and vast thing and the flight of mind just goes without an aim. Plus, we don't want to think deeply, because somebody has said that our mind might become unstable by thinking too much, and we believe in them.

We might also have previously thought about something deeply and were frightened by the negative overcome of it. Such as getting into a stage where emotional balance gets disturbed. A stage where we could not control the thinking of our mind. Our acts and talks might be opposed by others. But isn't there a chance of positive outcome when we think deeply? Can't we bring out positive results by thinking or behaving "too much"?

One of the main reasons, for avoiding "too much", might be loosing interest in the topic due to lack of knowledge and words to speak off, when we think too much of it. Because the thoughts, which are already thought of, will get repeated again and again. As humans, we don't want to do the same thing again and again. Correct? Instead, if we could bring in the extra stuff into the grinder of thinking, such as third point of views, analysis of any result of the situations thought of, and many more things that our mind can think of, wouldn't that be useful? May be our creativity and thinking capacity gets improved. We could also control our mind to keep the interest continuously, thus helping ourselves in improving the patience and observation skills.

On the other hand, I can see a small disadvantage of it. We feel that the opposite person might think of us badly. There is one principle - No two persons think alike. S/He might not have thought of as deeply as we did. So s/he is afraid of our view range and starts de-motivating us. But if we could start discarding this feeling, wouldn't that be helpful?

How it would be if we try to see how big this "too much" is? Can we practice the art of thinking "too much"? May be continuous practice might put our mind to think in a proper way with a broader range.

Let me give you an example. We fly kites every year. We wish to raise our kite to the heights. We release the thread and when kite seems to fall, we just hold the thread or pull it back and the kite automatically raises up. The only time when we withdraw the kite is either we get bored or we loose confidence on the strength of thread. So it needs a strong thread which doesn't get cut when the kite flies higher and higher. You might say - the distant kite will not be visible. Let me say you, that if it cannot be seen, it doesnt mean that it isn't there. Plus, our distance of vision is limited, but many elements do exist outside this distance.

If you have got my point, I need not explain how my example relates to the concept.

Popular Bruno Bozzetto Flash Cartoons (SWF)

Posted on June 11, 08 @ 09:11 pm under Websites to see and has no comments.

The difference - http://www.bozzetto.com/flash/differenza.htm

Otto 17 - http://www.bozzetto.com/flash/otto17.htm

Europe and Italy - http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html

Yes & No - http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/yesno.html

World History - http://www.rivelazioni.com/mm/bozzetto/storiadelmondo.shtml

Freedom - http://www.bozzetto.com/freedom.htm

Neuro - http://www.bozzetto.com/neuro.htm

Female and Male - http://www.bozzetto.com/flash/fem_male.htm

Life - http://www.bozzetto.com/Flash/Life.htm

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